Online dating sites like Tinder and Plenty of Fish make it easy to meet people for booty calls, relationships, and more. However, the easy nature of dating services also makes it easy to almost lose sight of the actual person on the other end of your messages. The Tinder Files are my attempt to hold people accountable for what they say on social media. I post totally inappropriate and gross pickup lines, hoping it becomes less acceptable to treat people like sex objects. I post the ones that don’t make sense, because even someone you want casual sex with deserves a proofread message. And bro, it’s just not good for your game if your “hey” actually comes out as “gey.” However, I also post the super cute ones, because in the midst of all that negativity, we need to remember the romantics are out there, too.
Check out my first TF post to see my rules.
~ Ketchup, Son ~
I have many questions about this joke:
- What role does the mom tomato play in this scenario? Is it just to reassure me that Little Tomato might’ve had one potentially loving parent? Why doesn’t she speak the heck up? Girl, tell your tomato husband he shouldn’t make jokes when your son has just splattered all over the damn floor.
- How do tomatoes get around in order for the son to fall behind? I’m picturing tomatoes with legs and it’s just not a picture I’d like in my head. It’s almost finals week. My headspace is precious at the moment and it’s filled with tomatoes with legs.
- My beautiful should get to know him sometime???????? Learn some damn grammar.