Online dating sites like Tinder and Plenty of Fish make it easy to meet people for booty calls, relationships, and more. However, the easy nature of dating services also makes it easy to almost lose sight of the actual person on the other end of your messages. The Tinder Files are my attempt to hold people accountable for what they say on social media. I post totally inappropriate and gross pickup lines, hoping it becomes less acceptable to treat people like sex objects. I post the ones that don’t make sense, because even someone you want casual sex with deserves a proofread message. And bro, it’s just not good for your game if your “hey” actually comes out as “gey.” However, I also post the super cute ones, because in the midst of all that negativity, we need to remember the romantics are out there, too.
Check out my first TF post to see my rules.
~ Take One Guess ~
I understand trying to be simple, and using a classic opener. But do your damn research. It’s not like you have to scour my entire profile to find my name. Yes, the name column is pretty far down on the page, but you literally can’t miss my username. Just take one guess. Just one. You can do it.
I’ve included a screenshot of my profile, so you can try to figure out this puzzle. You only get to take one guess, too.